What’s the largest or the smallest dick you’ve ever encountered? If it’s big it’s a cock. If it’s small it’s a prick. Haha
The largest cock I’ve ever encountered was that of this bartender from the Mandarin Hotel. Was it called the Captain’s bar before? That was more than 10 years ago- I was probably just 18 or 19 at that time. His cock was so big it looked like it was a horse’s cock- too bad it matched his face. I was in the bar alone having a drink. Since I was the only customer, the bartender and I started chatting. A decent conversation to begin with then he started talking about girls. He said that even though he’s not guapo (an understatement) he has chicks lining up for him. Curious I asked why- he then said cause he had a huge cock. That got me interested. I started asking how big, how thick and how do the girls react when he fucks them until he finally got the point and asked if I wanted to see it. Hell yeah. I pick him up after his shift that night. We ended up doing it in the car- while the car was parked in my lola’s garage in Dasma. Haha Damn his cock was HUGE. That’s one monster cock. Imagine stretching your hands out and his cock’s body would start at the tip of your middle finger down to your wrist. Add an inch and half for his cock’s head down past your wrist. And I have big hands. I couldn’t help licking it and touching it. Damn. I don’t remember the details anymore of that night but one thing for sure I’d remember is his huge cock.
The smallest so far I’ve encountered was around 2 years ago. I mean I’ve had my fair share of small pricks but this one was really small. I don’t really remember where or how I met Miguel. He’s pretty good looking. Fairly nice body. A bit jologs though. He comes out in TVC’s so I guess he’s generally attractive. We start texting each other one night and he says that he’s in Alabang. I said maybe we can meet up he says ok and that he lives a town after Alabang and that he has a place where we can do it. I pass by for him in ATC, we drive and drive and drive down south for what seems to be forever until where a road means dirt, pebbles, small rocks and a space where there are no coconut trees growing. This is fucking far. When we finally get to his place we start making out, then when I start touching his crotch he pulls back. He tells me- ‘nahihiya ako kasi maliit ‘to.’ I say it doesn’t matter I don’t really mind. Liar. Haha I drove so far and for what? Just to drop him off? Ano ako? Driver? So he starts being comfy again, and I pull out his dick, I mean prick. Oh my. It is small. It’s as big as my thumb. Hard. Miguel aka Thumbelina.