Who am I?

I was the kid that the guidance counselor always called for recess cause she thought I was the cutest.

I got invited to all the soirees and 'surprisingly' was always in the closet (no pun intended) for 7 minutes in heaven.

I was the HS prom king.

I was the guy you secretly wanted to befriend in college cause I drove the nicest cars in school with the pop kids in tow.

I am the poor little rich kid who didn't know what to do when daddy used up my trust fund.

I am the luckiest boytoy who never knew what being poor means.


I am the guy who you love to hate.