Surprise Guests

Last Tuesday, a ‘couple friend’ invited me to his graduation party cum orgy. We were 5 in total and they said that they were waiting for one more guy to join. So as we were drinking and probably trying to get relaxed – the other guy comes. OMG- shock of my life. It was somebody I was seriously dating 5 years ago. I saw his face and he looked like he wanted to cover his face and run. Haha. He eventually sat beside me and we did our small talk and when the ‘event’ began, we started kissing and touching each other but I guess it was still awkward and the host kinda noticed it so he got this cutie guy who I just fucked the whole night and did not mind anyone else. I guess I was a pretty bad orgy group mate. Hehe.

The real twist of the story happened when the night culminated for me. The next day, the host texted me to say that I should have stayed on cause there was this hot guy who had a really big cock who followed- according to him, the guy fucked the same guy who I fucked the whole night and to which I find out, his name is… guess who? Moses! Hahahah!

Birds of the same feather really do fuck together. Hehe.

Walley sa Boracay

I have been consistent with my Boracay holidays. Meaning, I have never hooked up let alone met any (hot and gay) guy in Boracay. Are all the stories I hear of Boracay being an island of hedonistic life just a marketing tactic for guys like me to go?

I was in Paraw last night and yes, I would have to say when I passed-by shirtless, people were staring- but where the hell were the supposed hot guys?!?!

I'm not saying that I'm too good for them... but actually, I am! Haha!

Freaks of Nature

How come most of the guys I meet are freaks of nature?

Moses, yes he is in the picture again like a fungus infection that can't be cured, texted me this morning -'i love you'. I wasn't even done digesting what he texted and he calls me apologizing for what he just sent and instead, says that he really really likes me. Err ok, that may be a possibility but at least it was a lot more believable compared to what he texted. He told me to text him later tonight, so I did, and guess what? I don't get a reply. Haha!

Alain on the other hand thinks he's Maria Clara reborn. I told him to come over and he replies that he'll just shower, an hour goes by and I decide to go grab lunch instead. He asks me where I am and decides to follow. If I wanted to have lunch with him, I would have invited him. A booty call is so not a lunch date.

Boracay

Boracay is not the same anymore.. the sand, the water, the buildings, the people, the shore and the food...

Barney

Here’s a story about how an associate of mine ‘outed’ himself to the office.

Officemate 1: Tina, kamukha mo si Hello Kitty!

Officemate 2: Eh kung ako si Hello Kitty, sino ka?

Officemate 1: Ako si Barney, ang baklang dinosaur!


Hahaha!

Stalker

There's a fucking freak who's been messaging people in Planetromeo asking them if they're me. As in explicitly stating my whole name! I hope he gets run over by a truck. Twice.

How To Be Detached

After doing it with Marc, I hung out for awhile in his room cause we were waiting for his sis to leave before I can go out without being seen- he said something that I found really ironic. He started telling me about his love life, that he was dating this guy- seriously dating this guy. How he feels that he’s his destiny. How he wants to make everything right with him. What the hell did we do if he was seriously dating someone? Haha I told him that he was technically cheating on him and his reply was: I’m doing it with you so I won’t be too much into him. Makes sense. In a twisted, ironic, fucked up way.

Bicol

I was in Bicol over the weekend and I got to meet up with someone courtesy of Planetromeo. We had a nice chat- even before we met up I already knew it wasn’t gunna be a booty call. Just a good conversation, he was the most decent guy who left me a message hence I decided to meet up. I asked him if there were any hot or at least cute local guys. His answer- ‘There are a few, but you’d have a REALLY hard time looking for guys in your league.’ Aww. Hehe